Confident in your own masculinity?

Read on, my friend, and learn some humility!

You may not know it, but you could be

A Metrosexual, as you will see…

Do you brag all about your charm and machismo,

But secretly devour the latest issue of Cosmo?

To pick up a few tips on skin and hair,

And maybe a little about nail care?

You know you're not an intellectual,

But you just might be a Metrosexual!

Do you keep your comb at all times handy,

Inside your pocket, (now ain't that ‘dandy'?)

So you can run to the toilet every half hour,

To check if your hairspray has lost its power…

Do you excuse yourself from dinner tables,

To powder your nose whenever you're able?

Do you stink up the air with your latest cologne,

And fret about wrinkles when you're alone?

You know you're not a homosexual,

But you probably are a Metrosexual!

Blew your rent money on that pedicure?

Save some for your shrink, for sure

You need one more than a hair gel packet

And get a lobotomy too, while you're at it

You're so proud to be a hetrosexual,

But you can't deny you're a Metrosexual!

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